We essentially destroy the Titanic…again. But we feel reeeeally bad about it. Which is more than you can say about the iceberg. We discuss:
Why we think the love story between Jack and Kate is actually the least interesting part of this movie.
Why the Titanic is pretty much the Fyre Festival of the early 20th century.
The unsinkable Molly brown is more badass in real life than in the movie.
How the movie compares to the true story of the Titanic.
Bonus: Baleigh goes in on Rose for being kind of a jackass. Everyone talks about how Rose should’ve worked a little harder to share the door she floated on with Jack, but couldn’t she have also helped her debt-ridden mom with, you know, the literal million dollar diamond she held onto for years and then tossed into the sea?